You know you're from the Gulf Coast when...
- You have FEMA's number on your speed dialer.
- You have more than 30 'C' and 'D' batteries in your kitchen drawer.
- Your pantry contains more than 20 cans of Spaghetti O's.
- You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering your windows.
- When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you say it has three bedrooms, two baths and one safe hallway.
- Your SSN isn't a secret, it's written in Sharpie on your arms.
- You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.
- You are delighted to pay $4 for a gallon of regular unleaded.
- The road leading to your house has been declared a "No-Wake Zone."
- You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the pool.
- You own more than three large coolers and need more.
- You rationalize helping a friend board up by thinking "It'll only take a gallon of gas to get there and back."
- You have 2-liter coke bottles and milk jugs filled with water in your freezer.
- Three months ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain; today you can assemble a portable generator by candlelight.
- You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner's insurance policy.
- At cocktail parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest chainsaw.
- You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work at the Weather Channel.
- Someone comes to your door to tell you they found your roof.
- Ice is a valid topic of conversation.
- Your drive thru meal consists of MRE’s and bottled water (and you think the MRE’s are darn tasty.)
- Relocating to South Dakota doesn’t seem like such a crazy idea anymore.
- You've been laughed at over the phone by a roofer, fence builder or a tree worker.
- A battery powered TV is considered a home entertainment center.
- Having a tree in your living room does not necessarily mean it's Christmas.
- You know the difference between the "good side" of a storm and the "bad side."
- Your kids start school in August and finish in July.
- You go to work early and stay late just to enjoy the air conditioning.
- Your garage smells like gasoline.
- You cheer when you see the Entergy/Centerpoint Energy truck drive down your street.
- You make coffee by pouring boiling water through the coffee filter and grounds of a drip maker.



Curling up and shrinking.
All done! Thanks Aunt Amanda for this great project. Today she'll be threading them on the charm rings and other materials. She'll also be writing thank you notes.











Read, usually best if done with an outside window at your back so you have some light.


Sleep.






She got a 2-wheel Razor scooter just like Camerons. She loved it, if you couldn't tell from the expression on her face. We've had it in the garage for months now, just waiting.
Cameron begged to open her presents on Monday night, before her birthday Tuesday. So we let her open one then, and the other Tuesday night. She got a little manicure set and a really nice matching brown pants and hoodie. There's something to be said for having birthdays right after the "back to school" sales.


I spent day four in sessions all morning, with the Certified Archivists business meeting in the evening followed by a reception. Bryan and I snuck away during the afternoon to hop the ferry to Alcatraz and take the audio tour. This is an impressive island, with many historical layers of construction. We climbed the hill to the cell block and actually it was smaller than I expected. The cells are only 5 feet x 9 feet and the two long sides are concrete - very claustraphobic. The audio tour includes the sounds and noises that were common while the prison was active, and the tour guide is a retired guard, with commentary from other former guides and inmates. I could do an entire, lengthy, post about all that we learned on Alcatraz. It's a "must-see" if you visit SF.

Saturday was a long travel day, and then we came home to an empty house, since Mom and Dad took the girls to SBR for the weekend. This was the first time we have been away from one of the girls on their birthday - even though we skipped the last day of sessions to fly home on Saturday for Brenna, she wasn't here! We'd just spent the last week walking all over SF, and Sat. we just sat on the plane, so we thought we'd get out and bike to our favorite place. We quickly discovered why you can't walk or bike comfortably in Houston. Humidity, Heat, and Mosquitos.